Let's be rational here...

2010-12-13 @ 8:50 p.m.
Animal Antics

Dear Nosy weird man next door,
I fully realise that it is highly incovenient for you to walk past our house and ignore the bits of rubbish that have escaped the bin bag, and not obey the compulsion to place them back in the bin. But i'm afraid you're going to have to.
And not because we're animals that can't manage to place a bag in a bin properly without spilling bits and peices all over the floor. No. Because the psychopathic squirrels that inhabit this neighbourhood have taken a fancy to our bin. Yes to our frickin' bin.
I'm also aware you heard my housemate Simon f'ing and blindin' early yesterday morning...something along the lines of 'I'm gunna shoot that Fuckin' squirrel.'. So as you can tell, we're not in cahoots with the squirrels. We'd really like them to leave us alone.
I didn't appreciate you making me come outside this morning, in the freezing ass cold, dressed in just my pyjamas, to show me what the squirrels had been doing. It was a little mean.
I can see the havoc the squirrels reep from my warm bedroom two floors up. I assure you, if i had something to throw at them, that wouldn't harm them, i would have done it by now.
But i'm not exactly at one with animal cruelty.
So i'm afraid you're just going to have to suck it up. Squirrels rule these parts of town. Get used to it.
Yours Sincerely,
Your Curly haired disgruntled neighbour who doesn't appreciate being called sweetheart and darling by complete strangers.

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me

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adore

Reading. Writing. Zoos & Animal Parks. Bowling. Coffee Ice-cream. Blues Rock/Alternative/Indie Music. Fallen Angels. Wild Flowers. Pastrami. Vanilla Coke. Autumn. Harry Potter. Driving. Turquoise. Southern Comfort. Aviators. Semolina. Christmas. Museums. Dream Catchers. Roller Coasters. Tattoos. Winter Cider. Philosophy. Vintage Shops. Night time. Chinese Lanterns. Hoop earrings. Sci-Fi. Flowery Skirts. Mythical Creatures. Weeping Willows. Castles. Yankee Candles. Rainy Mornings. Ballet Pumps. Baking. Art Galleries. Long pendants. Quills and Ink. Spiced Rum. Libraries. Sleeping. Converse. Forests. Banana Milk. Venetian Masks. Poetry. Fireworks. US License Plates. Graveyards. Quotes. White Chocolate. Cats. Stars. Scrap Books. Shopping. Metallic Nail Varnish. Keepsakes. Phoenixes. Golden Grahams. Horror Movies. Tea (Esp. Rose Earl Grey). Lemonade Shower Gel. Travelling. Tragic Love. Piercings. Old Book & New Sponge Smells. Storms. Witty People. Cherries. Colourful Socks. American Dramas. Airports. Aston Martins. Hazelnut Lattes. Cowboys. Skeleton Keys. Cajun Chicken. Ivy. Dreams. Cinnamon Waffles. Old London. French Cheese. Trilby Hats. Antiques. Colourful Plasters. Postcards. Colourful paperclips. Bangles. Marvel & DC Comics. Key rings. Notebooks.

detest

Dishonesty. Racism. Narrow-Mindedness. Idiocy. Unwarranted Violence. Neglective Parents. Bullying. Unearned Respect. Betrayal. Extreme Heat. Bright Lights. Sickness. Mushrooms & Olives. Alarm Clocks. Unfounded Jealousy. South African Accents. Celebrity Biographies. Suffocating Presences. Restrictions. Superficial people. Game playing. Routines.

desire

Robert Frost Leather Bound Journal.

Small Vinyl Book Ends.

Astro Star Lamp.


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